After the disappearance of that bitch troll from hell – Pipi Von Saksen-Coburg – her bastard sister Ivana has kindly offered to take over the famous Darklands’ City Bus Tour.

Ivana will be your guide on a highly problematic ride through the city of Antwerp. She might give some information about the city, perhaps not so much. She doesn’t know much honestly. Just expect nothing and it will be grand!

Ivana’s personal slave will quench your thirst with complimentary bubbles.

Come in gear and wave at the common people from the safety of our bus. Not that Antwerpians would care, they’ve seen it all before.

Required ticket


  • Gather at the Darklands main entrance hall 15 min before departure.
  • Bring your bus tour ticket along.
  • The tour ends after approximately 1,5 hours.
  • The tours will be in English. 
  • Free bubbles on the house. 
  • Dress code: Free – fetish encouraged! 

Bus tour 2020 impressions

Excursion info

Saturday 11 March 2023
First tour: 2 – 3:30 pm
Second tour: 4 – 5:30p

Departure/arrival: Waagnatie

Price p.p.: € 15