After her DNA-sample had been stolen by Delphine Boël (now recognised as the daughter of former King Albert of Belgium), Miss Pipi Von Saksen-Coburg has unfortunately lost all her rights to the Belgian crown.
Nevertheless, the ‘Uncrowned Queen of Fake News’ is still active. She has been noticed on other side of the Atlantic, where her close friend, one D. Trump, has asked her to lead his re-electioncampaign in 2024.
She will combine this new challenge with giving her friend Melania a course titled ‘How to smile and give the people the impression that I care’. This way she’ll also be able to keep an eye on her prince charming Harry while waiting for his marriage with Meghan to explode.
But before all that, she will once more give you a remarkable sightseeing bus tour through Antwerp. Pipi has learned a lot from her previous mistakes and guarantees you will now (finally!) have a professional guided tour beyond compare.
The tour will last as long as there’s enough booze on board. And of course she’ll be in the company of her ever faithful and horny puppy Chanel who will try to keep the flock together. Sign in on time for this once in a lifetime experience (full = full). You will never be able to forget it no matter how many substances you abuse.
PIPI AND HER LOYAL DOG CHANEL LOOK FORWARD TO HOSTING YOU ON BOARD OF THEIR HYSTERICAL CITY BUS TOUR.